Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Want to become my new personal best?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Nice Ass-teroid.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
I'd love to see you s'more.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
I Wanna Be Your Man
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.