You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
You looked better when I was drunk.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
I Ecuador you.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
We could make such a beautiful library together.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?