Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
You're a good egg.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
You are one well-defined function!
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.