What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
I think I glove you.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?