Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.