Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I think I glove you.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!