Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Want to be workout buddies?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Namastay here or come home with me?
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
There’s snow one like you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later at my place.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.