Nice beach balls, can I play?
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
I really caribou-t you.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
If you were here, Abby all over you
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.