Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You look good on your yoga mat.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You can stand under my umbrella.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.