Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
You're such a TEAse.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Baby, you're a firework.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?