Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Do you squat here often?
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

When where.

When where who?

Tonight, my place, me and you.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Let’s put our tulips together.
You're such a TEAse.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I Tour de Francy you.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.