Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)