Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Would you like to share fire with me?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I can be your travel pillow.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.