Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
You are the square to my root.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I bet you’re really flexible.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.