I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Nice life preservers.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
I give roughing a whole new definition.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic