Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
You look good on your yoga mat.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.