Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
You're the thought that counts!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
I can score from multiple positions.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
So … do you run here often?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
How much will $20 get me?
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You dropped something. My jaw.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.