Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
You’re a perfect ten(t).
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Your beauty is blinding.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Belize let me hold you.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.