Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
I find my core strength in you.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.