Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
I'm Havana dream about you.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You should see what I can do with ice.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!