You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Someone said you were looking for me.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.