Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
You are my butter-half!
How about you and I form a binary system?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
All you need is MY love
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You're my missing ingredient.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you squat here often?
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.