You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
You had me at ruff.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
How about a kanga-root?
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
You leave me Wonton more.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
There’s snow one like you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.