Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Let's do lunge together
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I really caribou-t you.