Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Would you like to share fire with me?
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?