When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
I think we're mint to be!
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
I give roughing a whole new definition.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
So how many cats do you have?
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
I Ecuador you.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!