Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
How about we get down to monkey business?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
You are my density!
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?