If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!