I perform best when I’m wet.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
I feel like we're in tune
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Do you believe in love at first flight?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.