Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

When where.

When where who?

Tonight, my place, me and you.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Let's do lunge together
I love your energy.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
You just caused a heat wave.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.