Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I think I glove you.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Want to go for a ride?
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.