Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Baby, you're a firework.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I really like you. So does my wife.