Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one