Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
You dropped something. My jaw.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Namastay here or come home with me?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.