Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I'd drink your bathwater.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
So how many cats do you have?
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.