Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.