I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Life is better when we stick together.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Let's boomerbang!