I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.