Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.