I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
You are so right. And I am so left.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Permission to board?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.