Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Want to see the real coming attraction?
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Your lab or my lab?
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.