Here comes the sun of my life
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.