I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.