Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
You’re more special than relativity.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Want to become my new personal best?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.