Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I bet you’re really flexible.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later at my place.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You really flipturn me on.
I can be your travel pillow.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
"It's not me, it's you!"
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.