Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.