Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You look good on your yoga mat.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
When God made you, he was just showing off.