Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You have one compact set.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Life is better when we stick together.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.