Can we still share a netflix account?
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
I can be your travel pillow.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.