Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
There’s snow one like you.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!