Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Let's do lunge together
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.