Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You are my raisin to smile.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Me: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I Tour de Francy you.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.