Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
You're quite the catch, baby.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
I want you more than I want world peace.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.