Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
You had me at cello.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
You look good on your yoga mat.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Let's do lunge together
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.