Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
I think we're mint to be!
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
How was Heaven when you left it?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
You're hotter than a data center!
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.