Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
You are the object of my preposition.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.