Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
You are the object of my preposition.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Here comes the sun of my life
Are you a red light because stop.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Please, please me
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.