If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
I love your energy.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.