Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
You are one well-defined function!
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Let’s put our tulips together.
I perform best when I’m wet.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Can I claim your baggage?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.