Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
You’re sweeter than fructose.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
I think my heart just lagged.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.