You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.