Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Wow, you drive me Davi
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I'd drink your bathwater.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.