Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
I think we need to become better strangers.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.