You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Your fragrance lights up my life.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.