I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You look a lot like my next victim.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You’re more special than relativity.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You're my missing ingredient.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
How much will $20 get me?
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?