You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Life is better when we stick together.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
I’m soy into you.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.