"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I Tour de Francy you.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
You are my density!
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?