You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Nathan compares to you
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.